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a few jokes I was sent earlier...

Irelands worst air disaster struck today when a 2 seater aircraft crashed into a cemetary. Irish rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies. Digging continues.


A little boy asks where poo comes from.
Dad explains food passes down the esophagus to the stomach where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon and emerge as poo.
Blimey says the little boy - so where the f**k does Tigger come from?
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Recently I was asked to run a 5 K race.


At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'

Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.'

Then I thought........


F**k...I could win this.......! :D
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Vegetarian women are always silent during sex because they cannot believe a piece of meat is giving them so much pleasure"! :twisted:
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Here`s an amusing song from spitting image back in the 80s.
So offensive were the U-tube replies to this vid, that they took the service away. :x

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=de6V90jT4SQ

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HORNET wrote:
Here`s an amusing song from spitting image back in the 80s.
So offensive were the replies to this vid, that they took the service away. :x

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=de6V90jT4SQ


My favourite ever bit from spitting image. :D
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I` have nothing for or against gay or lesbian, or straight people for that matter.
But this guy is totally in the wrong profession.
Would be intrested to hear someone like Leighton, for his opinion if this guy was to referee an important world cup qualifier. Even if my team was to lose, you would `ve
been entertained.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=86AJje3ElDc

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HORNET wrote:
I` have nothing for or against gay or lesbian, or straight people for that matter.
But this guy is totally in the wrong profession.
Would be intrested to hear someone like Leighton, for his opinion if this guy was to referee an important world cup qualifier. Even if my team was to lose, you would `ve
been entertained.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=86AJje3ElDc


I'd love to see him ref a Wales game in Cardiff. The majority of games there are mind-numbingly dull so he'd be the highlight of the day.

I saw the video a while ago and i think i read that he's a well respected ref. I think he's from South America somewhere?

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Predator wrote:
HORNET wrote:
Here`s an amusing song from spitting image back in the 80s.
So offensive were the replies to this vid, that they took the service away. :x

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=de6V90jT4SQ


My favourite ever bit from spitting image. :D


I work closely with a SA, and he is sooo not your stereotypical SA bloke.
He is even going out with an Indian (Londoner!) lass, he is so far removed from the stereotype!
If I ever actually make it to a gig (or if one ever makes it north of the border - hint hint), there is a fair chance he may go, as his musical tastes are similar...

(ps I realise it is only a joke :wink: )

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O.K. Green Jelly- Three Little Pigs.
Stick this video to the end for the appearence of Rambo.
Was a minor hit in the early nineties, good tune tho. :D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oEHMVdncYuI

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Cereal Killer.... yeh, I remember that album.
3 Little Pigs, Cowgod and Shitman.... those songs got me thru some difficult times

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Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Giggle
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GGR4cUQYw ... re=related
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Class!
I was thinking 'what is so funny about this?', then blammo!
Class.


My contribution is a bunch of musical comedians from Canada, who I had the pleasure of seeing live many many moons ago. Liked them so much, I got their CD's...

May I present.
Corky and the Juice Pigs!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bid9KsuxECA

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SRrrVbG1X ... re=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UmS0qi6Iq ... re=related

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Here`s an Xmas funny for you. :D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ssa_56NzKOM

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Nigella`s Dirty Kitchen :oops:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9z5AFQx3Ng&eurl=

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A bit rude!!!!
(but funny!)

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